I see that you are blogging from jail. Stay strong GT, I know you didn’t do it. We’ll bail you out of there. I will send you a file in a chocolate cake, but DO NOT eat the cake. And in the meantime, try squeezing through the fence.
The rumor is that you’re coming to Seattle to visit Aunt Fettytron. Please bring this cake you speak of and also a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. I love peeing in the house, so it seems like I’ll be in yard jail for awhile and will need some entertainment. Unfortunately, the file won’t do me much good since I lack thumbs.
a gravy a day 
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Dear Gravy Train,
I see that you are blogging from jail. Stay strong GT, I know you didn’t do it. We’ll bail you out of there. I will send you a file in a chocolate cake, but DO NOT eat the cake. And in the meantime, try squeezing through the fence.
Your admirer/co-conspirator,
Chuck
Dear Uncle Chuckles,
The rumor is that you’re coming to Seattle to visit Aunt Fettytron. Please bring this cake you speak of and also a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. I love peeing in the house, so it seems like I’ll be in yard jail for awhile and will need some entertainment. Unfortunately, the file won’t do me much good since I lack thumbs.
Kisses and Kongs,
Gravy Boat